The day Yahoo buys Tumblr is the day my blogs end.
hallloween: I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this: and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
tvspecial: brangail: fakeyouout: i finally know where i belong Same. ~Brandy thanks brandy
kevtheexplorer: the-freakish-atlantic: what do straight boys even do all day prob makeout with each other between whispering “no homo”
curing: silicone lube on my iphone screen mmm that’s so sexy
whatsupholmes: does your boyfriend like memes? right as he’s about to finish, pull away and shove him off the bed, shouting “LOL TROLLED! U MAD BRO?” for a fun, lighthearted bedroom experience he’ll never forget.
Media: A middle eastern man was seen fleeing the scene of the Boston Marathon bombing.
Middle eastern man: I'm not a huge fan of being blown up, dude.